The Ranch Honky Tonk is poppin' up this Summer at Mash East Lansing.
Loud bands, cold beer, whiskey flowing. Where boots hit harder than feelings.
LIVE MUSIC EVERY THURSDAY–SUNDAY
live music
THURSDAY, JUNE 11
UPSTAIRS
BILLY GUNTHER @ 7PM
DOWNSTAIRS
LINE DANCING WITH SUZY 9PM–10PM
FOLLOWED BY DJ MC QUAN 10PM–2AM
this week at the ranch…
FRIDAY, JUNE 12
UPSTAIRS KARI HOLMES @ 5PM,
FOLLOWED BY THE M22s
DOWNSTAIRS
DJ JUST B 10PM–2AM
SATURDAY, june 13
UPSTAIRS
CARL PAWLUK @ 5PM, FOLLOWED BY
JOHN HOLK & THE SEQUINS
DOWNSTAIRS
DJ COWBOY 10PM–2AM
SUNDAY, june 14
UPSTAIRS
TBD @ 5PM
LINE DANCING WITH SUZY EVERY THURSDAY @ 9PM
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LINE DANCING WITH SUZY EVERY THURSDAY @ 9PM ★
BOOZE & BEER!
cocktails
hornet's revenge
reposado tequila, ancho's verdes, coconut cream, agave syrup, rhubarb bitters, jalapeño
butch's cattle call
wild turkey bourbon, amaro, lemon juice, orange bitters, cherry
ash & ember
mezcal, ancho's reyes, pineapple, aztec chocolate bitters, rocks, toasted pineapple
prairie tonic
prairie vodka, peppercorn simple, grapefruit, tonic
after the rain
gin, apple schnapps, elderflower, lemon, soda
ranch water
made in-house, on draft, tequila, lime, sparkling mineral water
10 gallon hat bowls
serves 2-4 people
strawberry fields
vodka, strawberry schnapps, sour, cranberry
watering hole
vodka, blue curacao, pineapple, sprite
ranch paloma
tequila, triple sec, sour, grapefruit
the roadhouse
rum, raspberry schnapps, pineapple, cranberry
shots
hot shot
tequila, ancho's reyes, with a lime
salt lick
tequila, triple sec, lime juice, salt rim
sweet tea
whiskey, peach schnapps, lime juice
butch's lasso
whiskey, amaretto, lemon juice
hornet's stinger
vodka, watermelon schnapps, lemon juice
spicy pickle
tequila, triple sec, pickle juice, tobasco
mystery shot
bartender's choice
on draft
brewed by our pals at Grizzly Peak
victors gold
urban warbear ipa
steelhead red
blue collar light
brewed special for the Ranch by our pals at Grizzly Peak
rotating taps
cans & bottles
CAMMP fruited vodka water
sunburst, huckleberry lemon, lime marg, canteen punch
high noon
pineapple, mango, cherry
long drink
regular, sugar free, peach
budweiser
bud light
miller lite
zero-proof
athletic brewing n/a beer
free wavy hazy ipa, wit's peak
athletic n/a cocktails
paloma, mule
casamara club soda
isla, onda
ted segers n/a lager
hop soda
made by our friends at grizzly peak
FOOD
'lil bites
elotes queso
creamy hatch green chile queso, roasted corn salsa, cotija cheese, el milagro tortilla chips (v)
quesadilla birria
birria beef, monterey jack cheese, onion, cilantro, radish, birria dipping broth
tortilla soup
pasilla peppers, chile ancho, tomatoes, aromatics, chicken, tortilla strips
pork green chile
cilantro, onions, radishes, lime
cheddar ale soup
sharp cheddar, fresh thyme, garlic butter multigrain croutons
polenta fries
garlic herb, parmesan seasoning, house-made ketchup (v)
sweet potato fries
hand-cut, chipotle lime aioli (v)
carne asada fries
grilled steak, hatch green chile queso, roasted corn salsa, hot tomatillo salsa, chipotle aioli
greens
add grilled chicken, fried chicken, birria beef, grilled salmon, or honey-glazed tofu to any salad
maize & greens
mixed greens, grilled corn, roasted tomatoes, pickled jalapeños, red onion, cotija cheese, tortilla strips, chipotle ranch (v)
southwest caesar
crisp romaine, garlic butter multigrain croutons, cotija cheese, jalapeño-lime caesar dressing, paprika
handhelds
served with fries & pickle spear
green chile bison burger
8oz patty, hatch green chiles, pinconning cheddar cheese, bbq sauce, fried onions, brioche bun
the ranch burger
7oz sirloin, short rib, brisket patty, lettuce, tomato, onion, bread & butter pickles, brioche bun + cheddar, american, goat cheese, blue cheese, swiss, bacon, fried onion, egg, birria beef, avocado
smash burger
two smashed beef patties, american cheese, lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli, bread & butter pickles, brioche roll
andre's nashville hot chicken
buttermilk marinated chicken breast, hot chili + spice oil, garlic aioli, jalapeño coleslaw, bread & butter pickles, grand river bakery brioche bun
sonoran dog
dearborn frank wrapped in applewood smoked bacon, roasted corn salsa, hot tomatillo salsa, chipotle aioli, hoagie roll
birria beef burrito
spanish rice, braised pinto beans, roasted corn salsa, monterey jack cheese, hot tomatillo salsa, birria broth pro-tip! make it a wet burrito, add elote queso
full spreads
bronzed salmon
grilled southwestern spiced salmon, cilantro lime crema, spanish rice, calabacitas
char-grilled flat iron steak
8oz flat iron steak, zip sauce, fries, local seasonal vegetables
andre's nashville hot chicken dinner
fried nashville hot chicken strips, fries, jalapeño slaw
cowboy steak
16oz bone-in ribeye steak, cowboy butter, french fries, local seasonal vegetables
tomahawk pork chop
dry-rubbed & grilled bone-in chop, hand-cut sweet potato fries, calabacitas
sides
fries
hand-cut sweet potato fries (v)
jalapeño slaw (v)
michigan mac & cheese (v)
local seasonal vegetables (v)
spanish rice & braised pinto beans (v)
calabacitas vegetables & cotija cheese (v)
treats
chocolate stout cake
rich chocolate cake, chocolate ganache, vanilla ice cream, chocolate sauce (v)
raspberry cheesecake
graham cracker crust, white chocolate sauce (v)
almond-polenta tres leches
mango-orange cream (v)